Monday, December 14, 2009

How to Spot a Redneck

Rednecks, it’s not just a style. It is a way of life for many people. Spotting who is a redneck is not hard. First, you must check to see if they are wearing Carhartt pants or jeans that have seen better days.. This may involve checking out their bottom, but they won’t mind if you don’t get caught. Then check to see what type of shoes they are wearing. They are most likely going to be wearing work boots. Check to also see if they are wearing a ball cap. It may sport logos that involve fishing, hunting, and-or tools.
The next step to recognizing a redneck is to ask what their favorite things are. If their list involves three or more of the following habits, they are most likely a redneck. This list includes hunting, mudding, fishing, pick-up trucks, listening to country music (real rednecks hate rap), watching NASCAR, using duct tape on everything, and never picking up a book.
Use these tips to spot a redneck for yourself.

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